THC Lube: An Orgasmic Blooper
As a sex blogger and avid cannabis user, I have been DYING to get my hands on THC lubricant. That statement in itself is not as easy as it sounds, considering it’s pretty much illegal in most places (or stupid expensive).
While many places have legalized cannabis, they haven’t legalized topicals (which would constitute lubricant). Up until now, I have been using CBD Lubricant with AMAZING results for my vaginal comfort and orgasmic response.
I have heard the magical fairy tales of THC lubricant, perhaps the “Holy Grail” of orgasmic response. I have even been warned that orgasms may never be the same- but I’ll be the judge of that, considering I have one of the world’s most judgmental pussy's.
I am so thankful to be back in Barcelona where I feel in my ambience, but also incredibly close to my cannabis club. Although my cannabis club doesn’t sell THC lubricant, it still gives people access to the tools. I had a dear friend of mine come over for a party at my place, in which she pulled me aside and told me she had a gift for me.
To my surprise, she pulled out a vile filled with what looked like glittery, thick liquid: and I finally understood it. The beauty, the mystique, the rare white buffalo: the THC LUBE. This is definitely a homemade vile of lubricant, meaning that it had no branding, and no listed ingredients or THC concentration, yada- just the pure element of adventure and wonder.
Although it was incredibly tempting to put some in my mouth or ditch the party altogether to go masturbate, I decided to wait it out.
I recently received the new plug in Le Wand Massager from my friend and idol, Alicia Sinclair. Clearly if Im going to try one of the world’s best products, it should be with THC lubricant. I decided to do the full double whammy of stimulation, throwing in the NJoy Pure Wand for G spot stimulation. Now, is it easy using both products at the same time? No, but the orgasms you get will beat any potential arm cramp.
I took the vile of lubricant and dripped it all over my vulva, and then refilled it and inserted straight inside of me (this wasn’t smart, I’ll get to that later). I applied as much as I could internally so I could observe it’s effects on my vaginal tissues, which have been tender lately. Whenever I travel too much alongside added stress, my vagina doesn’t want to comply to comfortability- and that’s where cannabis comes in. It’s the antidote to tissue inflammation, and helps reignite your sexual response: apparently on steroids when it’s with THC.
I always wait at least 20 minutes to let the effects set in- and by minute 10 THEY WERE IN.
I could feel the most gentle tingling of my clitoris, and a vibrational feeling around my vaginal opening. Getting my toys in both hands, it was my time to fucking shine: I put a film on my laptop next to me, placed Le Wand against my clitoris, and then gently inserted the NJoy Pure Wand and gave it a rocking, upward motion against my G - Spot. You know that meme that says if you touch the G spot and Clitoris at the same time you take a screenshot? Well with these toys you do, but of your orgasm face.
This sensation was unlike anything I have ever experienced in my life. I actually wasn’t quick to have an orgasm, but it felt like I was edging one the entire time which made the experience long and enjoyable. I felt like the brink of orgasm was dangerously near, and when I finally came my eyesight went black: I saw stars, fireworks, sparkles. My legs, which were bent, gave out like a wet noodle and the rest of my body went into an orgasmic spasm.