I have been blessed enough to own honestly every type of sex toy you can think of. Vibrators, suction, dils, dual stimulation- you name it. If you aren’t into toys just yet, everything on the sex toy market may sound like medical jargon. If I told you that I found a sampler kit, with the worlds most famous toys, that saves you 100’s of dollars…would you believe me?
My First Time
When I first started using sex toys, I sure as fuck had no idea what I was doing. I remember asking my older boyfriend to buy me the cheapest vibrator he could find (mind you I was 17). He walked into my room carrying a little black baggie, with a battery operated bullet vibrator inside, the receipt saying it was $10. All I saw was that nasty wall of sex toys inside of a Spencer’s retail store, and being ultra confused on what to get. If you can’t sense my pussy cringing through the computer from remembering that hard, abrasive, plastic vibrator- just know its happening.
After about a year of being together, for Christmas we upgraded and he bought me a high quality $70 vibrator, and my life completely changed. I was so young and didn’t know there were other toy options, so I used and abused this toy until it had no life left in it about a year later. To my delight, this toy was made of buttery silicone that made the vibrations so incredibly rumbly and irresistible to my hormonal teenage mind. I woke up to it, I came home to it, and I went to bed with it- when you find the right vibe, you never go back.
I was lucky to find a good vibe my second time around, but back in my years we didn’t have all the fun stuff I show you through my page. So, how about we let Julieta take you on a Tour De Pleasure?
We Vibe Discovery Box
The name says it all, A SEX TOY DISCOVERY BOX. As you’ve seen in the past, I am a huge We Vibe fan: some of my favorites being their We Vibe Sync, and We Vibe touch. Recently, their company has also merged with Womanizer. I was so blown away opening this box, thinking about how this is going to be a breakthrough bundle for those starting to search for new sexual opportunities.
Lets break it down for you:
Lube, lube, and more Lube (Retail $10)
No good sex toy experience starts without lube! The travel size lubed provided is from Pjur, an incredible German Company that makes lubes famous for slick glides, natural ingredients, and free of irritants. We are off to an incredible start here.
Feather Tickler (Retail $15)
Playing with senses is one of the best parts about sexuality, and many times people choose to be abrasive. Have you tried experimenting with gentle touch, like using a feather? You can use this to tease your partner, running this feather over their nipples, clitoris, head of penis, even earlobes. It keeps your body on its toes, preparing for the fun to come!
We Vibe Tango (Retail $78)
Seriously, I am blown away at the toy selection in this box. This vibrator alone costs almost half the amount of the entire box, making it one of the most valuable parts in here. The Tango vibe is one of We Vibes classic bullet vibrators, made out of an ABS plastic (firmer than silicone). Don’t be fooled by Tango’s size: it packs so much power! I always, ALWAYS, recommend a classic bullet vibrator for someones first toy.
Sexy Dice (Retail $10)
Slow down, and learn to communicate. As cheesy as dice may seem, I think they are a great way to start teaching couples how to communicate + bring a little fun into the bedroom. Do you remember being a young teen in truth or dare and the thrill of touching anybody was so strong? That is these dice, get creative.
Special Edition We Vibe Couples Vibrator (Retail $100)
They didn’t have to go this hard for us, but they did. I rave about the We Vibe Sync, and this is it’s novice little sister. Meant to be worn by someone with a vagina, the thicker outer portion rests against the clitoris while the smaller portion goes inside, providing gentle pressure to the G spot. You can wear this toy during penetrative sex or solo play, experiencing its deep rumbles all throughout (no hands, mom).
Kegel Ball (Retail $25+)
Squeeze, squeeze! They even threw in a Kegel ball, because strong orgasms happen when your pelvic floor muscles are strong and toned. Inserting the Kegel ball, practice squeezing your pelvic floor muscles around it. You can identify these muscles as the same ones you would use to stop your flow of urine, simply put. Squeeze tight for 5 seconds, then release- Repeat 10 times, for 4 sets. I have noticed such a difference in my orgasm quality from doing kegels, as well as heightened sensation during penetrative sex. For my mamas or women who struggle with incontinence, please read my past resources on why kegels are essential for keeping your pelvic floor strong and healthy!
Massage Candle (Retail $10)
This candle is so cool because once you burn it, you can use the candles oils to give your partner a sultry massage. Temperature play is something most couples or individuals will not experience in their lifetime, but you my dear are an open explorer. Playing with your sense is the most intense experience, so warmth AND touch can really set the mood.
Womanizer Starlet (Retail $80)
How… How… HOW. What does this kit not give you? Children? Getting a vibrator is one thing, but now you also get the Womanizer Starlet? When I did my review of the Womanizer Deluxe, I was not anticipating for the feeling of air puffs against my clitoris to be so soothing. What I highlighted was that the best way to explore our pleasure is by trying new sensations, and not just sticking to one. Gently applying the womanizer against your clitoris, it will deliver air puffs to create direct stimulation.
Dusk By We Vibe (Retail $50)
Yes, baby’s first butt plug. My blog has inspired 100’s of you to try some butt play, but where to start? This soft and flexible silicone butt plug is great for beginners due to its size. What is that bottom portion you may ask? Well, that is where you can put your We Vibe Tango for added sensation around your rim! Using the Lube provided above, make sure to generously coat Dusk and insert slowly- I recommend breathing in, and inserting on your exhale.
Silky Sash (Retail $10)
Ahhh yes, the start of light bondage. I know that with my content I throw a lot at you, and you have to start somewhere. This sash is a great way to experiment with blindfolding, or lightly tying together wrists or ankles. Make sure to never tie too tight, giving about a finger space between the finger and sash. How about restraining your partner and using one of the vibrators or womanizer on them? Now that’s what I call play.
The Insane Price Breakdown
Alright… so if your mind isn’t blown, I am here to tell you it should be. This is an INSANE amount of toys, and everything you need to begin your wild sexual fantasies at an affordable price.
Retail value, this box would actually be $350.00
Now, From Medamour, the Price Breakdown is as follows.
Original Price: $288.00
Sale Price: $175.00
My Discount: -$10.00 (code: JULIETA)
This means you are getting each product in this box for an average of $16.50. The box total is saving you $223.00, meaning that I could very well be a genie answering your wishes.
If you've been unsure on making your first sex toy purchase, THE TIME IS NOW.
I was not kidding when I said this kit has absolutely everything you need as a beginner, and more. There is no safer way to explore pleasure, sensations, fantasy, and fun by yourself or as a couple- MedAmour has you in good hands.