Butt Stuff… Oh I remember the humble beginnings of my blog, and first being asked to talk about anal. I was terrified, scared, and thought the entire world would judge me- isn’t it funny to see how far we come? At this point, I am not scared to talk about anything on this blog because… the world needs to hear it all.
If we lived in a world without butt stuff, would it truly be THAT satisfying? Absolutely not.
Meeting the Lovely Alicia Sinclair, aka “Mother of Brands” and the creator of my beloved Le Wand Massager… you may not know she has an entire brand just for butt stuff. B-Vibe is an inclusive and diverse product line aimed at comfortable and pleasure filled anal play- and what did she do that is so unique? B-Vibe is probably one of the only brands that provides a comprehensive, educational, and functional Anal Training Kit to actually set you up for booty success.
I get it, I really do- when you think anal play, it’s like… where do I start? While I can provide excellent info on oral and finger play, many of you would like to train your booties for full penetration or simply enjoy the use of toys. Anal penetration is like a fine art, it takes time to master and you should probably be guided through the way.
Whats in the kit
First off, can we say hello to this packaging? Your kit comes in a beautiful box that makes storage easy and gorgeous- I love the fact that actual packaging is simple, and non graphic.
The kit includes 7 pieces:
-1 small Plug
-1 Medium Vibrating Plug
-1 Large Plug
-Travel Case (Hold your plugs people, this is essential).
With this kit, the only thing you need to provide is a good water based lubricant, and that’s it! If you’re new to anal play, it can be intimidating to try to find all these products- let alone the name of some. I’m a woman of convenience, so clearly getting an inclusive box makes my life so much easier.
The education book
The “Complete Guide to Anal Play” is essentially the Holy Bible of Booty Play. The cover, encompassed with a unicorn (clearly a favorite) is incredibly inviting and inclusive to anyone looking to explore.
Providing 8 in depth sections, the guide covers Getting Started, Anal Anatomy & Pleasure, Hygiene, Lubrication, Butt Plugs 101, What is Anal Training, Anal Play Extras, and Aftercare.
What was so impressive about the guide in my opinion was actually teaching the anatomy of the rectum, how to be versatile in anal pleasure, and how anal pleasure works for a body depending on your biological sex. Without hesitation, the guide tells you exactly how to follow each step with the products, and what best practices can be used to get you accustomed and loving some booty play.
Without a doubt, this is like reading a small novel of juicy info that would be almost impossible to accurately cover in a span of my blogs- it is clear the contributors did extensive research, and made the content friendly for anybody with a curiosity for anal #everyonehasabutt.
Yes y’all, cleaning out should be a staple in anal play for very obvious reasons. I get very annoyed when heterosexual men assume women don’t have to do this- surprise, everyone poops and I would like to vouch that women may in fact, poop more than men. I eat 24/7, usually consume a ton of caffeine and supplements, and have a bodybuilding style diet most of the year- anal on command does not exist for me. I need a good amount of time to prepare, and an enema is the easiest way to do so.
As suggested by the guide, I filled up the enema with warm water to help flush out any debris that could be in the rectum before starting. Applying generous lube around my anus and then on the tip of the enema, I got on my hands and knees, gently inserting the tip of the enema and squeezing the warm water inside of me. Holding for 15 seconds, I then stood up and sat on the toilet and let my body release the water, and anything it carried with it. You will want to do this a few times until there is no more fecal matter in the water- then you are fully cleaned out and ready to party!
Be careful how much water you flush into yourself- if it goes too deep and past the rectum, you could actually stimulate yourself to poop more.. which is unideal (and I have done that before, not fun).