Updated: Aug 21
We’ve been stuck at home for months, so it’s definitely no surprise that some of us may in fact need a… Surprise.
I think sometimes the cliché of being a sex blogger is that people think that we masturbate all the time, which we do masturbate more than most.
Like many things in life that are done repetitively, it also means we tend to get bored easily. As someone who started off as a strictly clitoral stimulation kind of masturbator, then incorporating some insertable‘s, to occasionally using some solo anal play, I’ve seen my pleasure horizons expand.
Pleasure is an endless journey, and we are unaware of how much our bodies are capable of experiencing. With all 3 types of genital stimulation I've accomplished, I thought to myself... why not try them all at once. The Trifecta, the unicorn combo, the great white buffalo.
Usually if I want to slam this all out together it, it’s a bit of a hassle. It means that I’m going to have to round up a bunch of different toys that all somehow work synergistically together and don’t get in the way of each other. When you’re involving anal that’s a whole other process which can also be multi-stepped and require multiple products.
b-Vibe has been a constant anal go to of mine, simply because I have their original anal training kit that comes with absolutely everything I need. But, how does this work for someone like me with a vulva, if you’re looking to fill and buzz every hole?
b-Vibe x Le Wand Massage Kit
Knowing Alicia, it shouldn’t have been such a surprise that she came out with such an innovative package. I definitely wanted to get my hands on this massage package just because it’s all encompassing with everything a vulva owner may want.
This is also a pretty sweet fucking package if you’re a beginners and masturbating and want to have some thing that includes a little bit of everything. Not to mention this would also be a great couples tour because the products included are inclusive to all bodies.
I haven’t read it’s fine lines yet, but it could be a lethal weapon of a pack. I mean, all jokes aside, we all know what happens when I mix any sort of anal into my masturbation. Usually results in mine blowing vision ruining orgasms, which may or may not be dangerous to some. But I’ll let you decipher that.
The 10 Piece Kit
The Anal Massage and Education Set comes with 10 pieces:
Guide to anal massage & pleasure
Le Wand Petite in awesome galaxy blue, one of my favorite vibes.
Le Wand Petite attachment perfect for vaginal or P-Spot stimulation
Snug plug for le booty
Lube launcher to coat the rectum thoroughly
Latex gloves for booty play
Travel pack to put everything in
Tiny little finger condoms that are meant to be used for anal play.
What I’m most impressed with is the vast variety of prep products for anal. Whether you’re using this with a partner or not, gloves or finger condoms are convenient because eases some peoples fear of touching their anal region.
It makes for clean play and cleanup, and if you’re using this with a partner, you have barrier protection which is very important even if you’re just using fingers.
As for the key components, which would be the vibrator, butt plug, and attachment, I’m thrilled to use it all in one. it’s no secret I’m a fan girl of these brands individually. In fact, I may be pretty biased since I curse the day I ever have to have sex without my Le Wand Massager.
Let's Anal massage
Something that actually is pretty unique is I’ve never tried one of the snug plugs. The snug plugs do have a unique shape, and I have seen the shape before with an older brand that’s mostly centered in the gay scene. I
’m very used to plugs that start thin and then slowly taper up to a larger size, which this does slightly. I appreciate the really thin and flexible silicone stems that b-Vibe plugs have, this one is no exception.
It’s super comfortable especially when you wanna walk around with them: I mean, I hope they don’t call it snug plug for no reason.
Since I’m not someone that has anal play frequently, prepping for anal feels like a mission. This can be done very easily with this kit as you do have the instruction manual which is absolutely massive and has any information you could ever want on anal play.
I started off cleaning out, a.k.a. anal douching. I feel like I don’t really have to go into the details about this with you, but following the guide and taking a few simple flushes, I was cleaned out and ready to go.
While I typically wouldn’t use barrier protection methods when I’m playing with myself, I wanted to use every part of this kit.
Before starting to play with myself, I slipped on one of the black latex gloves for anal massaging. I had tried to just use one of the cute little finger condoms, but I must have a weird finger because they weren’t really staying on the way I wanted them to.
Any sort of motion I did kind of made them crinkle up and fall off. To be fair, I have incredibly small hands and long, thin fingers ( I was routinely called salad fingers in middle school, fun).
Following the instruction manual, I found a rubbing motion around my anus that felt good for me, and then slowly, slowly, slowly delved into inserting my fingers. I find that once I warm myself up enough to where my fingers feel comfortable, I am ready to take the anal plug.
Again, since I’m not used to the shape, I found insertion took some patience with my body. Ironically a tip that I have that makes anal insertion a little easier is to stimulate the clitoris at the same time.
I wouldn’t say that this is necessarily a distraction from what you’re feeling, but I feel that the clitoral stimulation relaxes your pelvis and opens you up just a little bit more.
Using the lightest setting on Le Wand Petite, I pressed it against my clitoris while I put my legs up in the air and went to head and inserted the plug with a couple nice deep breaths.
Once in, there is no doubt why this is a famous plug. It’s definitely a very immaculate feeling, and I appreciate the heaviness that it has without sacrificing the stem or feeling weird inside of my body.
This was definitely a comfy one and I could already feel the stimulation. I started off simply just playing with the wand on my clitoris, but I definitely wanted to up the ante and go ahead and put on the attachable arm.
Triple Stim FTW
In my career I still have yet to put one of the attachable arms to a wand, so this was definitely pretty exciting. My vagina is shaped a little weird, so I was scared that maybe this wouldn’t be the correct angle for me, but I was wrong.
Simply putting it on the head, I lubed myself up and inserted (Coconu Water Based is great). Vulva owners, GO SLOW- definitely a slow insertion considering you have the pressure of the butt plug against your vaginal canal, so things will feel tight. In the best ways of course!
What I liked about the insertable is that it’s very precise curve hits the internal portion of my clitoris (commonly mislabel as the “G-Spot) just right, not needing me to maneuver very much. Upping the vibration on the wand + a very gentle rocking motion, the sensation was explosive.
Every single time that I would contract my pelvic floor muscles (kegels), I could then feel the grasp that I had on the plug with my ass. This only accentuated how good all the stimulation felt all around.
Once all three points on my body were fully stimulated, we were riding a different kind of waves. That’s when my natural juices kicked in and there was really no going back for the next 30 to 40 minutes, but who’s counting.
Once I find my groove I’m totally down to stay there for a long ass while (thank you multiple orgasms). There’s something different about having an orgasm with internal stimulation, on top of the anal stimulation because the spots are so directly linked to each other.
I could only describe it as experiencing orgasm through my clitoris and vagina, but having it radiate through my ass and my cheeks, and it’s truly ungrounding. I would never recommend trying to do this while standing up to be completely honest.
Amazing anal massage.
After finishing up it was enlightening to have the cleanup towel right next to me, which made it easy to go ahead and wipe myself down and set my toys somewhere. Even I have the very awkward moment after I’m done when I don’t want to move and I don’t know where to set my toys because, well, body fluids.
What I noticed about the towel only after I had used it is that it also has a small little pocket inside of it. You could have enough room to stick either some gloves, finger condoms, or more and take that with you as a little travel pack. After rinsing everything off and drying it, everything fit neatly into the big travel bag and I was well on my way. No pun intended, it also fit like a glove inside of my travel tote.
It was indeed, that easy. It was that easy to just whip out one box and be able to experience all three amazing pleasure points and not have to make a scene, buying a bunch of different props to make my pleasure happen. Maybe I’m becoming my Latina mom, but I fucking love convenience.
I look forward for quarantine ending to be able to use this in a partnered setting. I think with all the supplies that’s included, this could be a mutually beneficial experience with many pleasure points to activate on both you and your partner.
On top of that, all toys and products included are safe for your partner to use on you. Can we get some fun mutual masturbation? I think so!
Who's This For?
I would probably recommend it to everybody. I’m most likely recommending this to people who want to up their partnered and masturbation game, especially if they want to experience anal stimulation.
It’s a nice tool kit to have with you at all times, and saves you the hassle of having to buy all the products you need in order to have educated, clean, fun, and stimulating pleasure.
A big thank you to my girl Lily at MedAmour for sending me this. I really hope that this easy and simple kit will open up peoples eyes to exploring their booties, exploring their pleasure, and having all the most responsible fun with it!
If you want this kit, buy it here.
Use code "JULIETA" for $10 off your purchase!